NSFW ahoy. Be wary, mateys.

endless-upkeep:

All RTR guild posters done.  Gatecrash guilds coming eventually!

Skullbriar, the Walking Grave?

niv-mizzle:

dack-fayden:

grazzlebrand:

niv-mizzle:

"I’m gonna punch you in the face until you’re dead and there is NOTHING you can do about it!"

image

I’D BE SO SALTY HOLY FUCK

that’s hilarious actually

dailymtgflavortext:

Step 1: Find your cousin.
Step 2: Get your cousin in the cannon.
Step 3: Find another cousin.

-Fodder Cannon

Oh, cousin~

dailymtgflavortext:

Step 1: Find your cousin.
Step 2: Get your cousin in the cannon.
Step 3: Find another cousin.

-Fodder Cannon

Oh, cousin~

I do apologize if I'm making you repeat yourself but I am curious on your perspective as a dietitian. What are your thoughts on utilizing Soylent? Not as an "every meal" replacement, more of a "I'm getting home super late from work and don't want to eat that close to bedtime"?

girlsrule-subsdrool:

Don’t worry; I often quip that there’s two things I can talk about without ever losing interest: sex and food. :)

Firstly, not wanting to eat close to bed and then having soylent would still count as eating close to bed. It’s still ingesting calories, nutrients, etc.

Second, eating before bed was actually my senior research project in college. My verdict: it’s mostly a myth. What you eat is exponentially more significant than when you eat. Also, the reason some studies so late eating correlated with negative outcomes is because when people eat late at night it tends to be chips, chocolate, ice cream, etc. So the negative outcomes are from what they’re eating, not from the time. There is a slight difference in your metabolism of a meal if you eat it minutes before bed vs in the morning, but it’s practically insignificant if you’re eating healthful foods. There are much better, much more healthful, equally fast options

Third, soylent. I wouldn’t drink the stuff even if somebody paid me. It’s full of everything a diet shouldn’t be. It’s basically a mixture of highly refined carbohydrates, isolated protein from white rice, pure fat, isolated fiber that doesn’t do you much good once it’s separated from food, and a whole bunch of artificial replicas of vitamins (some of which have been proven dangerous in supplement form vs the natural form in food, particularly vitamin E, folate, and iron [iron for people who don’t have anemia, that is]). Also it has soy lecithin and Splenda, both also dangerous. What soylent doesn’t have: the hundreds of other micronutrients, phytochemicals, and variety of different types of carbs, protein, and fat that exist in food! I could go on and on but suffice it to say that my views on soylent are that it is at best a liquid candy bar combined with a multivitamin, and at worst toxic (not immediately, like poison, but over the long run). The ONLY people it MIGHT be beneficial for are those who are literally starving and malnourished, and even then I’d see it as a stopgap measure until they can get actual nutrition again.

Phew. Much rant. I have veeeeeery strong feelings on soylent. I could go into the biochemical mechanisms but then this post would be longer than the dashboard, ha! So I will restrain myself and stop here. Thanks for asking! I loved answering it.

Maria

PS did you know when the founder of soylent ate only soylent, he killed all the microbiota in his intestines and was no longer able to eat any solid food?! I don’t want anything in my body that can do that, not even occasionally. Microbiota help digestion but they also put out several vital products that have anti-obesity, anti-diabetes, and anti-metabolic syndrome effects.

PPS my answer also applies to Ensure, meal replacement drinks, protein shakes, etc. The marketing teams for this stuff is so strong, and the government is so cowed into submission by their money, that it is no wonder that people don’t know they’re bad.

PPPS The body is a marvelous amazing thing with thousand of regulation systems to ensure that we eat the right food and the right amount, but it wasn’t evolved for processed food! It overcomes all our regulation systems and wreaks havoc on the brain’s secretion of various neurotransmitters and hormones so that — shit, I’m going on again. Stopping now! What can I say, I’m a Domme, I don’t have very good self control ;)

Source: Cornell nutrition degree, nutrition training, nutrition research job, literally countless books and research journals, and my own 80 lb weight loss after college when I put my knowledge into action.

ladykise:

thesoggybug:

Sokka Appreciation Week

Always reblog Sokka

transnerdproud:

mistermaf:

superhighschoollevelpessimist:

eneko-wweh:

mr-egbutt:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT




the added directions are great.'insert peanuts''gradually become irritated''cresc., or not''untie slip knot''bow real fast, slippage may occur'

Release the penguins

Page 1 clearer image
"Insert peanuts"
"Light and airy" (DURING GIANT MESS OF NOTES AND SYMBOLS)
"Add bicycle"
"Have a nice day"
"Sing, ‘Hey, hey, hey-o, ho hey’"
"bow real fast slippage may occur"
"continue ‘swimming’ motion"
"Gong duet"
"Moon-walk"
John Stump was a cruel, genius man.

……psst, that’s in 4/4, it’s not a waltz

transnerdproud:

mistermaf:

superhighschoollevelpessimist:

eneko-wweh:

mr-egbutt:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

the added directions are great.
'insert peanuts'
'gradually become irritated'
'cresc., or not'
'untie slip knot'
'bow real fast, slippage may occur'

Release the penguins

Page 1 clearer image

"Insert peanuts"

"Light and airy" (DURING GIANT MESS OF NOTES AND SYMBOLS)

"Add bicycle"

"Have a nice day"

"Sing, ‘Hey, hey, hey-o, ho hey’"

"bow real fast slippage may occur"

"continue ‘swimming’ motion"

"Gong duet"

"Moon-walk"

John Stump was a cruel, genius man.



psst, that’s in 4/4, it’s not a waltz

rnoxen:

Artist: Chippy
Card Name: Master Transmuter
Card Number: no 31
Card Text: [Blue],[Tap], Return an artifact you control to its owner’s hand: You may put an artifact card from your hand onto the battlefield.
Community Rating: 4 to 4.99
Converted Mana Cost: 4
Expansion: Conflux
Flavor Text: “Wasted potential surrounds us. Lend me that bauble, and let me see what it can be made to be.”
Mana Cost: [3][Blue]
P⁄T: 1 ⁄ 2
Rarity: Rare
Types: Artifact Creature — Human Artificer

rnoxen:

mtg-talk:

The REAL proof that Bolas is evil: his goatee….

mtg-talk:

The REAL proof that Bolas is evil: his goatee….