Cure Viking flu by having lots of fika.

metalheadswaltzing:

mcgonagirl:

kdaziz:

purgatoilet:

beenwandering:

help I’m having emotions about a cartoon antidepressant trying to be useful

DID YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY GIF AN ABILIFY COMMERCIAL 

yes but look at it, it cares about her and just wants to help her be able to function. It’s like “I know you’re sad. here, I’ll help you.”

LIKE OKAY THOUGH can I explain why this is exceedingly brilliant??  Because when anti-depressants work right, that’s what they DO.  They don’t make you happy or emotionless or unhealthy in any way, they make you FUNCTIONAL.  They make it so that a depressed person who can barely get out of bed can start to support themselves again and more importantly, start to THINK for themselves again without the permeating presence of depression.

Depression is a cyclical disease, that tells you to think a certain way, and, because you’re depressed, you generally believe it, and then things get worse and worse.  The ONLY thing anti-depressants do is to STOP that cycle in its tracks!!  Which is something to be ecstatic about and celebrated, even if you don’t realize it at the time, because when you’re depressed, getting out of bed is climbing Mount Everest.  Antidepressants help stop that cycle so that one day soon, getting out of bed can JUST be getting out of bed.  They don’t even expedite the recovery process in most cases, they just make recovery POSSIBLE IN THE FIRST PLACE.  So this little guy is portrayed with a fuckton more accuracy than I ever expected from a commercial.

It’s back and adorable

BDSM myth buster #1

damagictouch:

Subs can’t get upset or mad at their Dom.

BS subs can get mad or upset. This is real life not 50 shades

hellosupersweetthings:

cloudy-with-a-chance-of-doitsu:

kiyarasabel:

pluckychicken:

crick3tknight:

lakidaa:

bi-polar-oid:

dinners ready

( ._.)./ an explanation: 
The dog has an issue where his esophagus doesn’t work right; it doesn’t get food in there right because it’s all stretched out and stuff. So what dog owners (and cat owners and I guarantee you the cat ones look goofier) do is make a highchair and feed them upright so gravity can be a hero. It’s also really cute. 
The disorder is called Megaesophagus. 

Here is a cat with the same disorder in his eatin’ sock. 

EATIN’ SOCK

ALWAYS REBLOG THE EATIN’ SOCK

He looks so excited to be in his eating sock!

*eatin’


The sock omfg xD

hellosupersweetthings:

cloudy-with-a-chance-of-doitsu:

kiyarasabel:

pluckychicken:

crick3tknight:

lakidaa:

bi-polar-oid:

dinners ready

( ._.)./ an explanation: 

The dog has an issue where his esophagus doesn’t work right; it doesn’t get food in there right because it’s all stretched out and stuff. So what dog owners (and cat owners and I guarantee you the cat ones look goofier) do is make a highchair and feed them upright so gravity can be a hero. It’s also really cute. 

The disorder is called Megaesophagus. 

Cat with Megaesophagus

Here is a cat with the same disorder in his eatin’ sock. 

EATIN’ SOCK

ALWAYS REBLOG THE EATIN’ SOCK

He looks so excited to be in his eating sock!

*eatin’

The sock omfg xD

mommy-and-puppy-princess:

girlsrule-subsdrool:

gimme-dat-salad:

bannablefannibal:

midnight-train-to-mars:

Hugh Dancy and Nina Arianda on the Broadway production of “Venus in Fur” by David Ives.

Waaant

Ugh he is the subbiest sub to ever sub and I would never let him forget it.

If only there were more things on Broadway like this!

Ok, but if you slap someone in the face, never EVER hold the other side of their face in place. Lots of brittle bones in the face folks, and if you don’t let the head turn to absorb the shock you will break them.

tinysecretworld:

 

nintyfinn:

And here we have about the sum total of what I remember from two years of Japanese study, including a year in Japan :D

jlcoburn:

beef-stew:

sir-doge-swaggington:

Exactly

There’s actually so much truth to this. My parents would show too much concern whenever my niece fell and she always cried. After we made it a rule to not scream, or gasp whenever she busted her ass…she stopped crying altogether. She’ll just get up and continue what she was doing.

When ours fall the first thing out of our mouths is a calm ‘Are you okay?’. Usually they say yes, we tell them to be more careful next time, and they go back to what they were doing. It shows we’re paying attention, and lets them self-determine.

mrs-cheese:

maid-of-monsters:

I kind of love these.

WE DO NOT SOURCE

wolf-and-kitten:

gettingfitlosingfat:

escapedosmil:

noelledino:

deductionhunters:

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.

No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Math
Driving
Light
Anything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times

Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 

HEYYYYYY!!!!

The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 

It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 

I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 

Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

Guys on tumblr are literally the best.

Okay… As a guy, I can honestly say that I’ve experienced “blue balls” before. I can also tell you that it was NOT caused by getting a boner for a few minutes without release. In my experience, it’s caused by a prolonged state of arousal without release. It’s real, but it’s definitely not a fucking excuse to guilt someone into getting you off. If they’re not ready or just don’t want to, then go jack off somewhere and take care of your damn self.